Random thoughts for the day!

Here are a few random "thoughts" I came across today...I thought they were really interesting and thought provoking! And I like these kind of things!

1. Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist but a person who drives a race car not called a racist?

2. What hair color do they put on a driver's license of a bald man?

3. Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM?

4. Why is it that when you transport something by car, it's called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship, it's called cargo?

5. You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes, why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance?

6. Why does your nose run and your feet smell?

7. If people from Poland are called "Poles," why aren't people from Holland called "Holes?"

8. How do you KNOW it's new and improved dog food?

9. Why is it called rush hour when everything moves so slow?

10. How come wrong numbers are never busy?

11. Do vegetarians eat animal crackers?

12. How come you press harder on a remote-control when you know the battery is dead?

13. In America we use little spoons and forks to feed our babies. In China do they use toothpicks?

14. Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?

15. Why do we say something is out of whack? What is whack?

16. Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?